Saturday, September 8, 2012

FAQs: Have you completed one full year of circles? If so please give us your favorite memories of the year.


Have you completed one full year of circles? If so please give us your favorite memories of the year.

A full year of circles? What the hell? I'm sorry, what are you talking about? It sounds like you mean one of those Wiccan New Age crap things right? *sigh* People. Please> Get off your stupid asses and actually read up on who I am and what I do BEFORE emailing me these ridiculous questions! I've said it a million times already and I'll say it again: just because a few radical fundamentalist head stuck up their ass freak Christians like to go running around screaming witch every time I walk by, doesn't mean they have the slightest iola of an idea what the hell they are talking about. I'm not a witch, and I'm certainly nothing any way close to be a Wiccan! Good God! People! These emails you send me, asking about Wicca, like you think I'm the top authority on Wicca, is just ridiculous! You want to prance around waving a wand, drawing circles on the ground, and pulling fluffy bunnies out your ass, fine, go ahead, but don't expect me to have the slightest interst in you making a fool of yourself, and please don't think I have even the slightest understanding of what it is you are doing! *sheesh*

Okay, so, somebody want to tell me what a "year of circles" is and why the heck I'd want to do such a thing? I don't have time to Google it right now, so I guess I'll do that later and once I have figured out what you are talking about, I'll come back and write another answer. I just don't have time to research into your strange little quips and phrases right now.

Please, people, please try to remember, I have Autism and my ability to understand strange turns of phrases is very limited. If you are going to send me questions about some obscure religious ritual, could you please at least have the curtosey to tell me what the heck it is you are talking about? Instead of just saying:

Have you completed one full year of circles? If so please give us your favorite memories of the year.

Why don't you spend a few extra minutes and write a paragraph or two telling me what a year of circles is, what you do during that year, and why you are doing it? Don't assume I know what you are talking about, because 9 times out of 10 I can not make heads or tails of the questions you guys send me. How the heck am I suppose to answer you when the questions you send me are so unfamilar to me, that they might as well be writting in another language?


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Ever wonder what it was like to live with Autism? 

I have Autism. For more of my life I rarely spoke and was considered "too crazy" to ever live a normal life. I communicated via writing instead of vocally. I did not attend school. Psychologists said I would never drive a car, never get a job, never go to college, never function as a meaningful member of society, never be able to take care of myself or live on my own. They said there was no hope for me, I would need full-time care my whole life. 

My progression was long and slow and very hard. Things other people found easy to do (getting dressed, brushing teeth/hair, walking across the street, etc,) I found extremely confusing and hard to learn. I was prone to wandering off and getting lost (I still am). Driver's ed takes most people a few weeks to learn - it took me 5 years. 

I determined to prove the doctors wrong, but it was far harder to do, than most people would imagine. I got my first job working at Macy's at age 30 (a very difficult job as I had to deal one on one with customers and I still at that point was not talking in a manner that could be understood by others). I got my GED at age 34. I got my driver's license at age 35. I started college at age 36. By age 37 I had become a Phi Theta Kappa Honor Student and I was finally able to speak to others in full spoken verbal conversation for the first time in my life. 

Now you can find out what it's like Being an Adult with Autism

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